The Thing That Impressed Me The Most About Neil Schuh

was when a bunch of us were at Denny’s in valencia, this must have been over 4 or 5 years ago. There is nothing memorable about the evening, except that for some reason I ended up staring down the business end of a single serving creamer cup. It, was at the end of Neil’s extended arm. If I remember correctly it was a silent dare. Neil shoved it in my face and I just looked past the miniscule cup at Neil’s face we were both smiling. 

The medical opinion is that a patient who is in a heavy “arousal” state (arousal is the clinical word for having your body become more aware of its surroundings not just sexually) is more likely to have faster reflexes.

I was able to close my eyes in time it took for the exploding cream to travel 6 inches . . . we all had a good laugh.

A little while after this picture was taken me and neil and some dude were talking out side and neil nor the dude noticed as I began to piss between their feet.

In life there’s no such thing as revenge, only dialogues. Some are more destructive than others.

~ by bungholebunghole on November 12, 2008.